I Do Wish I Ruled The World,

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

Even If You Don't Release It, Find A Scream. It's So Liberating. You Can Do Anything Then. It’s Like You Can Fly. It Gives You Superpowers.