I Am Not Just My Hair; I

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Don't Really Think About Anything Too Much. I Live In The Present. I Move On. I Don't Think About What Happened Yesterday. If I Think Too Much, It Kind Of Freaks Me Out.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

I Think Women Hide Behind Their Hair.

As You May Know, Kfc Is Under Worldwide Pressure To Eliminate Its Cruelest Abuses Of Chickens, Such As Cutting The Beaks Off Baby Birds; Breeding Chickens To Grow So Large, So Quickly That Many Suffer Crippling Injuries; And Slitting The Birds' Throats Or Dropping Them Into Tanks Of Scalding-hot Water While They Are Still Alive And Able To Feel Pain.