I Am Not Just My Hair; I

I Am Turning Into The Person I Knew I Would.

Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers Once.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I'm A Mother With Two Small Children, So I Don't Take As Much Crap As I Used To.

Love Never Goes Away; It Just Changes Form.