I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire.

The World Must Be Filled With Unsuccessful Musical Careers Like Mine, And It's Probably A Good Thing. We Don't Need A Lot Of Bad Musicians Filling The Air With Unnecessary Sounds. Some Of The Professionals Are Bad Enough.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

One Of My Major Shortcomings - I'm Vindictive. I Don't Know Why That Is. Even In Petty Things In My Life I Tend To Strike Back. It's A Lot More Pleasurable A Sensation Than Feeling Threatened.

I've Learned That Under Everyone's Hard Shell Is Someone Who Wants To Be Appreciated And Loved.

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"