Writers Don't Retire. I Will Always Be

Ugly Is Very Popular This Year...i Had A Feeling These Clothes Were Deigned By Someone Who Didn't Like Women.

I Spent My First 50 Years Trying To Become Known As A Writer And The Next 30 Trying To Avoid Being Famous. I Walk Down The Street Or Go To A Football Game And People Shout, 'hey Andy'. I Hate That.

A Writer's Job Is To Tell The Truth.

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.

The One Affectation I Have Forced On The Publisher... Are My Apostrophe-free Ellisions. Because I Write My Scripts To Read Myself, I Dont Spell 'don't' With An Apostrophe. I Spell It 'dont'. We All Know The Word And It Seems Foolish To Put In An Extraneous Apostrophe. Punctuation Marks Are Devices We Use To Make The Meaning Of Sentences Clear. There Is Nothing Confusing About A Word Like 'dont' Printed Without An Apostrophe To Indicate An Omitted Letter.