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The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

If They Say I Am Inconsistent Let Them Say It, For It Is True, Because Inconsistency Is A Part Of Living

If There Is Anyone To Whom I Owe Money, I'm Prepared To Forget It If They Are.

My Dream Of Happiness: A Quiet Spot By The Jamaican Seashore . . . Hearing The Wind Sob With The Beauty And The Tragedy Of Everything. Sitting Under An Almond Tree, With The Leaf Spread Over Me Like An Umbrella.