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By Instinct I'm An Adventurer; By Choice I'd Like To Be A Writer; By Pure, Unadulterated Luck, I'm An Actor.

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.

I've Had A Hell Of A Lot Of Fun And I've Enjoyed Every Minute Of It.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

Any Man Who Dies With More Than $10000 To His Name Is A Failure.