I Am One Of The Lucky People

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.

It Was So Hot Today I Saw A Robin Dipping His Worm In Nestea.it Was So Hot Today I Saw A Pigeon Walking In The Shadow Of Orson Welles.it Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself.

People Are Hypocrites. If You Ask Them What They Want To See On Tv, They'll Tell You They Want Better Quality Programming. And Then What Do They Watch? 'gilligan's Island.'

There Are Very Few Japanese Jews. As A Result, There Is No Japanese Word For Alan King.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.