I Am The Son And The Heir

When I'm Lying In My Bed, I Think About Life And I Think About Death. And Neither One Particularly Appeals To Me.

I Am Human And I Need To Be Loved, Just Like Everybody Else Does.

If You Love Animals, Obviously It Doesn't Make Sense To Hurt Them.

I Smoke 'cos I'm Hoping For An Early Death And I Need To Cling To Something.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.