If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No

And Make No Mistake, My Friend, Your Pointless Life Will End; But Before You Go, Can You Look At The Truth?

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.

I'm Not An Anarchist, But I Believe That People Don't Want The Royal Family - The So-called Royal Family.

I Think Labels For The Most Part Want To Sign New Discoveries So That That Label Alone Is Seen To Be Responsible For The Rise Of The Artist. Not Many Labels Want Bands Who Have Already Made Their Mark, Because Their Success Is Usually Attributed To Some Other Label Somewhere Else At Another Time.

People Are Still Disturbingly Vague About The Treatment Of Animals. People Still Seem To Believe That Meat Is A Particular Substance Not At All Connected To Animals Playing In The Field Over There. People Don't Realise How Gruesomely And Fighteningly The Animal Gets To The Plate.