I Am Too Sick To Be Out

I Am Too Sick To Be Out Of Bed, Too Crazy To Sleep, And Am Surrounded By Horrors.

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

A Widow Of Doubtful Age Will Marry Almost Any Sort Of A White Man.

Journalism Will Kill You, But It Will Keep You Alive While You're At It.

There Is No Doctrine Of Christianity But What Has Been Anticipated By The Vedas.