I Am What I Am And I'm

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Think I'm In Control Of What I Do And What I've Done. I Think That's The Ultimate Feminine Power. Do As You Want.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Am Always The Baywatch Girl At Heart. The Rock 'n' Roll Got Harder And Softer But I Wouldn't Give Up Those Times For Anything.

I Am The Ultimate California Girl, Which Is Funny, Being That I'm Canadian.