I Am What I Am And I'm

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.

It Is Great To Be A Blonde. With Low Expectations It's Very Easy To Surprise People.

Basically, I'm A Free Spirit. I'm Kind Of An Everywoman.