I And My Public Understand Each Other

The Development Of Technology Will Leave Only One Problem: The Infirmity Of Human Nature.

A Journalist Is Stimulated By A Deadline. He Writes Worse When He Has Time

A Plagiarist Should Be Made To Copy The Author A Hundred Times.

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

An Aphorism Is Never Exactly True; It Is Either A Half-truth Or One-and-a-half Truths.