I, As You May Know, Am No

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I'm Not Sure How Aware Of The Rest Of The World I Am. I Live A Rather Sheltered Existence

The Whole Business Of Getting Famous Was Good Fun, But It Was A Long Time Ago.

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

I Live In A Kind Of Gay Bubble. I Live In A Gay House, I Drive A Gay Car. I Eat Gay Food