I, As You May Know, Am No

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

A Lot Of Gay Men Have A Lot Of Sex. That's What We Do. But I've Stopped All That-the Revolving Door Into My Bedroom. Promiscuity. That Was Of Its Day, Really.

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.