I, As You May Know, Am No

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.

I Think Australians Like A Bit Of Vulgarity

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left

The Good Thing About Getting Older Is That, As You Become Less Attractive, So You Have Less Desire To Go Out And Conquer Everyone You See

I'm Not Sure How Aware Of The Rest Of The World I Am. I Live A Rather Sheltered Existence