I Get Just As Much Of A

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

Rodents Can Come Across As Being Quite Vacant In The Personality Stakes

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left