I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.