I Believe In Joy, But I Believe

I Cannot Sustain Hate For Longer Than A Couple Of Years.

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

I Can Only Know What Love Is Insofar As I Can Feel It.

I Have Always Had A Lot More Trouble With My Truths Than With My Deceits

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?