I Believe In Karma, And I Believe

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

I Don’t Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That’s Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.