I Believe In Tomorrow And I Will

Always Remember To Set A Place At The Table Of Life For The Unexpected Guest.

I've Heard It Said That The First Law Of Journalism Is To Confirm Existing Prejudice, Rather Than Contradict It.

I Believe In Tomorrow And I Will Be Part Of It.

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"