I Believe That Ignorance Is The Root

What You Need Is Sustained Outrage...there's Far Too Much Unthinking Respect Given To Authority.

On The Whole, I Prefer Not To Be Lectured On Patriotism By Those Who Keep Offshore Maildrops In Order To Avoid Paying Their Taxes.

I Am Not Anti-gun. I'm Pro-knife. Consider The Merits Of The Knife. In The First Place, You Have To Catch Up With Someone In Order To Stab Him. A General Substitution Of Knives For Guns Would Promote Physical Fitness. We'd Turn Into A Whole Nation Of Great Runners. Plus, Knives Don't Ricochet. And People Are Seldom Killed While Cleaning Their Knives.

Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich White Woman

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.