I Believed In God My Whole Life.

Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me. I Don't Have A Lot Of It.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That People Love Me.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.