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I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.
-Demetri Martin
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I Bought A Clock, But The Big
Demetri Martin
I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.
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