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One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.