I Bought All My Friends Guitars And

I'm A Huge Peter Mayer Fan, But Only When I Don't Feel Like Killing Him For Being So Good. I Love Peter's Work, Though It Irritates Me That He Plays So Much Better Than I Do. If I Rocked Half As Hard As Peter Does, I'd Own The World By Now.

The Heart Of A City Is The Soul Of A Man It Winds Like A River Through The Heart Of The Land They Can Tear Down A Building They Can Tear Down A Park They Can Strike At A Symbol But They Can't Strike The Heart.

I Bought All My Friends Guitars And I Had A Good Time With My Money. But Then One Day The Irs Came Knocking.

I Gave Guitar Lessons. I Tried To Join Bands. My Mom Always Said It Was Obvious That Nothing Was Going To Stop Me.

It Seems To Be Part Of The Human Condition To Need Someone You Can Look Down On. I Still Don't Get That One.