I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.