So I Said To This Train Driver

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.