And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.