I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife

You Know, Somebody Actually Complimented Me On My Driving Today. They Left A Little Note On The Windscreen, It Said 'parking Fine.'

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.