Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.