I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.