He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off

Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'