I Built A Jail In My Closet

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

Anyone Who Does Anything Creative Is Always Gonna Want To Change.

I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods Of Time Where I Felt Super-lonely. Luckily, I Have A Side That Is Able To Always See The Glass As Half-full.

Happens I Am Very Political. I Have Deep Political Instincts.