Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

It's Tough For Me To Get Rid Of Clothes. I Grew Up In A Household With A Limited Budget And We Really Had To Make Our Nice Clothes Last, And So Now I'll Get Free Pairs Of Shoes And This, That And The Other And I'll Be Like, 'oh Great!'; Even Though It Stresses Me Out That I Don't Have Enough Room To Put Them, I Can't Throw Them Away.

My Dad Turned Me Onto Peter Sellers As A Kid. I Loved The Fact That He Was A Unique Combination Of Being Extremely Subtle And Over-the-top All At The Same Time, And That's A Hard Thing To Do. I Admire That.

I Remember Going With My Mom To A Random Garage Sale As A Kid And Thinking What A Cool Treasure Hunt That Whole World Was. Only To Transition As An Adult To Think, 'what A Gross Place That Really Is.'

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

I'm Able To Come And Do A New Sound And Grow Even More And Make Greater Songs Because My Song-making Abilities Have Grown.