Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

New York Is A Fun Town To Go Out In. During My Twenties And Into My Thirties I Had A Good Time Partying, Yes. But Nothing Where I Woke Up And I Thought That I Had A Problem.

I Would Love To Work With Bill Murray. I've Always Been Such A Big Fan. I Think He's Obviously A Great Comedic Actor But A Really Interesting Actor.

I've Never Had A Yard Sale, Ever, In My Life. I Don't Know If I Ever Thought About Stuff I Would Get Rid Of.

I'm A Panicked Karaoke Participant Because I Am Always Searching For A Song In The Moment. I Don't Have My Go To Song. I Will Be Driving Along And I Will Be Like, "that Should Be My Karaoke Song!" And Then I Forget What Song It Is.