I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

I Was A Strange Kid In That, While Most Kids Hate School And Want To Turn 18 Or 21, I Loved High School.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

It's Tough For Me To Get Rid Of Clothes. I Grew Up In A Household With A Limited Budget And We Really Had To Make Our Nice Clothes Last, And So Now I'll Get Free Pairs Of Shoes And This, That And The Other And I'll Be Like, 'oh Great!'; Even Though It Stresses Me Out That I Don't Have Enough Room To Put Them, I Can't Throw Them Away.

I Built A Jail In My Closet And I Would Incarcerate My Family From Time To Time.