I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

'elf' Has Become This Big Holiday Movie, And I Remember Running Around The Streets Of New York In Tights Saying, 'this Could Be The Last Movie I Ever Make,' And I Could Never Have Predicted That It'd Become Such A Popular Film.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

I Was Listening To Jimi Hendrix And Pink Floyd, Because That Was New Music For Me. I Really Hadn't Been Up On Them. I Mean, I'd Heard Of Them, But I Wasn't Up On Their Music. And I Kept Listening To Radiohead, And I Was Like, Man, I Want To Make Hip-hop That Feels Like Radiohead. I Want To Make Hip-hop That Can Use Guitars And Soul And Jazz And Just Fuse It All Together.