There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

Black, White, Yellow, Brown - We Wanted Somebody Who Would Do Right By Us. And I Think Because Obama Was That Person, Whether He Was Black Or White, He Was Chosen

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I Left Home To Go To College, And Then I Moved Back Home. I Moved Back For Three Years From 21 To 24.