I Put My Pants On Just Like

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Own Life By The Wrong Decisions That You Make, It's Never Too Late To Do The Right Thing And Change Your Ways And You Can Teach Old Dogs New Tricks.

I Just Kind Of Have A Comedic Looking Body, I Guess. If Anything I Really Have To Exercise Just To Not Look Too Fudgy, Otherwise I Would Just Keep Going And Going.

Anyone Can Memorize Facts And Figures. The Real Way To Learn Anything Is To Go Out And Experience It. Let Your Curiosity Lead You.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.