Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.

I Think Whatever An Artist Does, It Just Has To Be Quality And Good. I Think The Way Kanye's Doing What He's Doing With The Auto-tune Is Actually Creative Because He Just Writes Good Melodies. He Just Writes Good Songs. He's Just Gifted.

That's What I Think Works The Best, And What I Think Makes The Best Comedy - Something That's Completely Committed And More Approached As An Acting Exercise, As Opposed To Being Worried About Whether To Be Funny Or Not. The Comedy Comes From The Context.