I Think Politics Have Gotten Vulgar And

I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

I Think Anyone Who Has, You Know, Is In Any Sort Of Artistic Pursuit, Kind Of Goes Up And Down With The Way They Feel About Their Work. And I, For The Most Part, Am Pretty Happy Person. But, Yeah. I Go Through Definite Periods Of Time Where I'm Not Funny. I'm Not Good. I'm - I Don't Feel Original.

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.