I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!