I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.