I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.