I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.