When I Go To Bed At Night,

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.