When I Go To Bed At Night,

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.