When I Go To Bed At Night,

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

When You Hire A Person To Plan Your Wedding, This Does Not Include Securing The Groom. Plan To Get Married On Friday The 13th. In Years To Come This Will Make It Much Easier To Explain Why Things Turned Out Badly. To Look Beautiful At Your Wedding, Take Time To Plan It. It Took Me A Long Time To Find Two Ugly Bridesmaids And A Frumpy Little Flower Girl.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.