I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In

Usually I'm Too Tired To Apologize.

People Would Be A Lot Better Off If They'd Enjoy Being Single.

I Like Indoor Christmas Trees. And I Like People Who Decorate Their Homes With Lights And All That Crap. I Think It's A Healthy Outlet For Them. If They Weren't Covering Their Lawns With Twinkling Lights, They'd Be Doing Something That Was Really, Really Creepy.

I Like College Football, But I'm A Huge College Basketball Fan. I Could Sit And Watch Every Game Of March Madness And Be Happy. That Could Be A Vacation.

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.