I Can Do Anything I Want To

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.