I Can Do Anything I Want To

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.