Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck