All The Men In My Family Were

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.