All The Men In My Family Were

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!