Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.