Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.