Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.