I Can Hold A Note As Long

I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much More In The Kitchen Than Make A Cup Of Tea And Some Toast.

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest