I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.

Who's Happy These Days?

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them