I Can Never Do Nothing In This

Sarah Palin Is Latina. Pay-leen. She Has An Infant And A Grandkid The Same Age. Latina!

When You Go To Cable, There Are No Stations And No Affiliates And They Allow You To Do Your Show

Obama Is The Closest Thing To A Latino That We Have. Barack. Everybody Wants To See His Birth Certificate Too.

I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.

No Angie, It's Instant. Like When Someone Trips In The Cafeteria And You're Laughing So Hard Milk Comes Out Of Your Nose, The Guy Next To You Is Laughing So Hard He Accidentally Farts. Boom! Friends For Life!