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It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

I Used To Be Ashamed By The Way That I Grew Up. I Tried To Lie My Way Through Better Times, But When You Think That Honesty And Truth Is Really Your Best Weapon You Embrace It And Put It Behind You. In The End, It Drives You And Motivates You To Do Good Work. No One Should Be Ashamed About Where They Come From As Long As You Desire To Be A Compassionate And Decent Person.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

I Got A Pain In My Chest, And I Can't Breathe