I Can't Be A Man. But I

When I Was Growing Up, Particularly During Puberty In My Teen Years, I Was So Miserable Because I Elicited So Much Teasing And Meanness From My Teenage Cohorts.

Everybody Either Wanted To Take Care Of Me Or Push Me Around, You Know? I Was Teased A Lot, Sure I Was, Of Course. Fourth Grade, Fifth Grade, Sixth Grade, Everybody Was Taking Their Spurts Except Me. I Was Not Growing Up.

For A While, I Thought, Maybe I Should Direct, Until I Got To New York And Saw The Stupidity Of That Idea. If It's Hard To Get Into Acting, What Is It Like For A Woman To Become A Director?

I Have A Surfboard That Says 'linda Hunt Choice Tv Actress: Action.' I Am An Action Star! I Don't Know What That Is About, But I Like It.

What's It Like Being Opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For Me? Are You Kidding? Maybe If I'm Lucky, Come Up To His Navel!